The whole concept is wrong
A very long time ago, I heard an ad on the radio, I for Apple Computers (as Christmas presents), which contained the following dialog from the return counter of a fictional department store:
Customer: I’d like to return this “Home Salad Bar.” It’s wrong.
Store Clerk: What’s wrong with it?
Customer: The whole concept is wrong!
There have actually been occasions when I’ve imagined having a salad bar at home would be a good thing, but I was reminded of that ad when I saw the following.
Here, the whole concept is completely wrong, and utterly hilarious!
Without further ado, we present: The Portable Cellular Phone Booth.
Of course, here’s something even more wrong.

January 5th, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Actually, given the fact that I’ve twice put together salad bars for parties, I wouldn’t mind having a home salad bar. (I’m having to work out quantities slowly, over time, with experience.)