Reality, or The Onion? #2
As we pointed out before, sometimes there is a story that would work equally well as a real news story, or as a spoof in The Onion.
Here, we have a case where a story that sounds like it came from The Onion is actually news, and a story that is in The Onion is — in it’s essentials anyway — 100% true.

July 17th, 2005 at 2:00 am
Okay, that beats Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off a dove.