Different River

”You can never step in the same river twice.” –Heraclitus

December 29, 2005

If conservatives were muggers…

Filed under: — Different River @ 1:33 pm

I just got this joke in the (e-)mail … imagine if there were politically conservative muggers:

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded.

Indignant, the man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a United States Congressman!”

“In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”

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