Different River

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June 15, 2007

The 10 Worst Science Jobs

Filed under: — Different River @ 5:50 pm

If you thought liberal-arts jobs were bad, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

Check this out, from Popular Science magazine:

The Worst Jobs in Science 2007

Number 10: Whale-Feces Researcher

Number 9: Forensic Entomologist

“One day a local detective called me who knew I’d majored in
entomology in college and said, “Hey, Neal, we got a body at the
morgue with insects on it. You wanna give it a shot?” The corpse
turned out to be a guy I used to have breakfast with, and there were
maggots in his teeth. Then I found some in his eyes, and I thought,
“This is what I want to do. This is just way too cool.”

Number 7: Gravity Research Subject

Number 5: Coursework Carcass Preparer
They kill, pickle, and bottle the critters that school

Remember that first whiff of formaldehyde when the teacher brought out
the frogs in ninth-grade biology? Now imagine inhaling those fumes
eight hours a day, five days a week.

And I cannot even imagine, with all the endanagered species problems,
why this job exists:

Number 3: Elephant Vasectomist

4 Responses to “The 10 Worst Science Jobs”

  1. Donna Says:

    It’s amazing what gets funded.

  2. Different River Says:

    No kidding. Your tax dollars at work! ;-)

  3. Johnny Appleseed Says:

    OMFG! I WOULD SO BE AN ELEPHANT VASECTOMIST IF I HAD THE MONEY AND EDUCATION! OMFG! :P

  4. Mary-Anne Says:

    I would sign up to be an elephant vasectomist if I had the education.

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