Different River

”You can never step in the same river twice.” –Heraclitus

August 5, 2008

Obama and Change

Filed under: — Different River @ 10:42 pm

You know, I think I’ve finally figured Obama out. First, he was against offshore drilling. Now, he’s for it. First, he wanted to bring all the troops home. Now, he wants to send more to Afghanistan. First, he was going to limit campaign spending and use public funds. Now, he’s forgoing the public funding so he doesn’t need to limit his spending.

I couldn’t figure it out — he was changing his positions all the time!

But now I get it — of COURSE he’s doing that!

He’s the candidate of CHANGE!

So, every time he changes sides on an issues, he’s just keeping his most basic campaign promise — to CHANGE.

;-)

2 Responses to “Obama and Change”

  1. Steve Wacker Says:

    Good one. You are fucking wrong though.

  2. Different River Says:

    Well, I’m glad to see the Obama supports have such logical arguments, expressed in such mature language!

    And such a great sense of humor! Hah!

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