You know, I think I’ve finally figured Obama out. First, he was against offshore drilling. Now, he’s for it. First, he wanted to bring all the troops home. Now, he wants to send more to Afghanistan. First, he was going to limit campaign spending and use public funds. Now, he’s forgoing the public funding so he doesn’t need to limit his spending.
I couldn’t figure it out — he was changing his positions all the time!
But now I get it — of COURSE he’s doing that!
He’s the candidate of CHANGE!
So, every time he changes sides on an issues, he’s just keeping his most basic campaign promise — to CHANGE.